the ic mistletoe meme

[bifroster]

pucker up!

- make a top comment with the usual
- you are now caught under some mistletoe
- anyone who comments is now caught under it with you
- you know how the tradition goes :)
- yes i totally ripped this from plurk

Comments

[mysterioisthetruth]

[He gets very close, then stops, gaze to look straight at David. He just raises his eyebrows expectantly again, waiting. He doesn't really want to kiss him either but he does like to test the boundaries.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[He is a statue of disapproval.]

Stop playing and walk away.

[mysterioisthetruth]

That's bad luck isn't it? We have to do it.

[helpdesk_hero]

Your luck doesn't matter to me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

It's your luck too.

[helpdesk_hero]

My luck is already abysmal. That's what my life is.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Then why make it even worse?

[He pulls back slightly though.]

And I don't want your bad luck.

[helpdesk_hero]

[David shrugs. He's considered just tripping the guy.]

Can't be worse. Already know you.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Mean, David. I thought you were supposed to be uplifting my spirits.

[helpdesk_hero]

I think we've gotten past the point of me caring about your spirits given you have no respect for me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

You're wrong.

[helpdesk_hero]

You fucking twist everything I say, and you ignore the meaning when you KNOW what I mean.

[mysterioisthetruth]

What are you talking about? I've done all you've told me to do.

[From his perspective, he thinks that's true.]

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh my god you're just... A mess.

[mysterioisthetruth]

And you're being stubborn.

Look, we probably can't even go anywhere until we do this.

[helpdesk_hero]

Really? You think?

[David turns. Fine, he'll be the one to walk away.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

Wait! Waitwaitwait---

[He sounds a bit anxious.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[Really? That scared? David grins.]

Oh? You superstitious?

[mysterioisthetruth]

Around here? You have to expect the worst to happen if we don't follow these rules.

[helpdesk_hero]

Don't care. I wish the worst on you.

[Because Beck definitely doesn't have the guts to grab him and force the issue.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

[He looks genuinely upset by those words.]

Well, I don't wish the worst on you.

[helpdesk_hero]

[David scoffs.]

You definitely don't wish good things for me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

I thought we could be friends. I tried but...

[He winces, looking down.]

[helpdesk_hero]

You didn't, Beck. At all. You just ignored me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

I didn't.

[He sounds a little desperate.]