aww yeah it's question meme time

[hackitude]

Time to bring back one of my old faves...

the QUESTION meme

Simple and easy! Here's how it goes:

1. POST a top-level with your character name

2. REPLY to other people's top-level with a question for that character

3. ANSWER the question you were asked

4. ASK a question of that person's characters in return!

We go back and forth like this asking questions in a thread until one or both of us runs out of questions!

QUESTIONS CAN BE ANYTHING. Serious or silly as you want! What does Jane think of (x)? What does Sarah have for breakfast? How many times a day does Alex masturbate? What's Tom's dream job? The only limit for questions is your imagination.

Replies can be as monosyllabic or as tl;dr are you want; it's up to you. Go wild kids!

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Skye | Agents of SHIELD

[hackitude]

[raincheck]

well, steve wouldn't ask but seeing how the topic's already been brought up, how many times does skye masturbate

[hackitude]

SCREE.

She's already banging Jesse in MoM like... A LOT... so probably only once or twice a week really tbh...

If Steve hadn't ended up being Captain America, what would his dream job have been?

[raincheck]

He would have liked to be an artist.

Skye's top ten would bang, Jesse not included?

[shittybirthday]

what does skye like/love about jesse?

what does she dislike about jesse?

[hackitude]

The major thing that INITIALLY drew Skye to Jesse was just how chill/laid back he was. (Obvs Jesse can get pretty high strung when shit's going down but in day to day life he's fairly easy going??) Like the whole pace of just how he approaches everything was such a refreshing change from life with SHIELD, and more importantly: so absolutely opposite to Ward. I think it's important to remember that when she and Jesse first got together it was ABSOLUTELY a rebound thing. Jesse was there, he was flirting with her, making his interest in her known. But more importantly, he was the total opposite to Ward. Laid back, straight forward, uncomplicated. A normal guy.

It was an attractive prospect! She wanted some human comfort and positive attention and Jesse was more than happy to give her that-- and also not take it as more than it was, or freak out if she decided to dump him. No strings attached. Easy, fun, no problems.

But then she foolishly asked him out on a date after and found there was heaps more to like about him and it was all downhill from there. He's like a puppy-- always eager to please. He's cute, always considerate (as far as she knows anyway), and perhaps most importantly he makes her feel valued. It's pretty important to remember that in the grand scheme of Skye's life, although we don't get to see much of her backstory on the screen, it's pretty heavily implied that she hasn't had many positive or close relationships with people in her life prior to joining SHIELD. Jesse treats her like she means the world to him-- but not in an obnoxious fanboy putting her on a pedestal way. And I think that's key. She's spent her whole life drifting from family to family and school to school. She loves being needed. Which lol sounds terrible but there you go.

AS FOR DISLIKE

She dislikes his paranoia, mostly. And slightly related, but she wishes she could fix his self-worth. It's not really something she "dislikes" about him so much as something that makes her heart ache every time he talks about himself like he's nothing or just casually throws his money at other people like it's nothing because he doesn't care about himself. It breaks her heart :C.

WOW THAT WAS A LONG QUESTION

SotU on Joel in MoM right now :)?

Re: Skye | Agents of SHIELD

[hydraated]

Skye's Hogwarts House, patronus, animagus, Divergent Faction, and Hunger Games district.

Really asking because I have Ward in district 2 and I'm curious.

IDK everything really hurts with these guys in season 2 so far so I can't think of anything else super creative.

[hackitude]

MAN this answer took a while because I had to think a lot about the answers for patronus and animagus. Sorry!

Skye's a Gryffindor NO QUESTION. Blatant disregard for the rules, brash and reckless, has strong opinions on right and wrong, etc.

Her patronus is, after much deliberation, probably a dolphin or a cheetah. For animagus form I want to say something small and fast and furry and cute. So like a fennec fox or a ferret.

Skye is totally District 3 (electronics) if we're choosing districts based on personality. But I mean Districts ultimately have very little to do with personality and more to do with location-based luck of the draw so who knows where she'd really be.

Divergent Faction would be Dauntless AW YEAH.

Also yeah haha I feel like I can't think of any questions to ask you in return since I already know the answers to ... most of the things I'd ask about Ward anyway ... oops ...

[hydraated]

Yes to all of these things.

Yep yep. I feel you. Oh well. If anything this meme has made me think a lot.

[khajidont]

So, what with all the shit she's gotten for her little stunt, does Skye regret her whole hack-into-the-government plan at all?

[hackitude]

She doesn't really regret doing it, but she regrets the way she handled it. She was reckless and didn't think about other people, which is her old way of thinking. She's reverted a bit in MoM to how she was before she joined SHIELD, on account of being on her own again. And this was a pretty good wake up call for that-- that she can't be irresponsible and reckless anymore. That she has to think about how her behaviour affects other people. Which is not something she's spent a great deal of her life doing, being alone for most of it.

How's Jaime doing in MoM rn? SotU?

[khajidont]

Aw, Skye. YOU CAN LEARN.

And Jaime's state of the union is a constant state of low level stress. He's not actively miserable or anything like that, and spends plenty of time goofing off with friends and distracting himself from all the terribad shit that goes down, but he's nosy and driven by nature, which means he has his fingers in a few plots. There's consistent peripheral cast drama (he goes evil and helps cause an apocalypse in a friend's universe, so that's fun), he's collecting dirt on the government to give to Clark Kent in a journalistic capacity, he's collecting dirt on imPort murderers and had an unfortunate run-in with a creepy clown, and he's quietly working with space cops on spy shit.

...and he's talking to very, very few people about all of the above because it hasn't actually occurred to him how much he's trying to do, seeing as he's very much a supporting player in each of these little plots, not the main person moving it forward. He's just the research guy! SO YEAH SOTU is constantly stressed but not actually aware of the fact because this shit is just normal for him now.

And returning question! If Skye got to go back home, but would lose all of her memories of Heropa in the process, would she do it?

[earnedmystripes]

has skye entertained the idea of getting married/having kids with jesse someday? has she thought about what happens if one of them goes home and comes back reset, as it were? with no memories of heropa?

[hackitude]

HAHA UM SHORT ANSWER: 1) NO 2) YES.

Pana also just asked me this question in her thread so you can read the long answer here.

What's the deal with Kotetsu and Jesse?

[earnedmystripes]

baww skye :C

HAHAH well. It started with Jesse accidentally pinging one of Kotetsu's big issue buttons in their first thread which made him want to look out for the guy in the future. So basically, some definite projecting going on. And then they talked more on the network and like...basically all their conversations eventually ended up being super uncomfortable in some way or another, but they also sort of led to Kotetsu. Worrying about him? Which was partly the projecting but also that he found Jesse's worldview depressing and kind of wondered what he'd been through in life to be so negative and cynical. And he pays attention to the network, so he'd definitely seen Jesse around being helpful and kind to people so he found that sort of...really confusing, honestly, how his actions didn't seem to match with the kind of things he seemed to believe about the world.

AND THEN WAS THE DISASTER THAT WAS THE SUMMER GAMES hahaha that was such a mess holy shit. Basically Kotetsu got hurt fairly seriously and Jesse healed him, except in the process of regenerating, they got sent back to the hotel rooms! So Jesse was back in the room with his body like, in a semi-mangled state and LONG STORY SHORT it got really intense because Jesse thought he was dying and Kotetsu freaked out hard and sort of pissed him off a lot. Because hero complex + massive death issues are not a happy combination and he pretty much had a lot of hideous guilt over the whole thing and still does since Jesse got hurt helping him...even tho he rly has nothing to actually feel bad about bc he didn't actually get a choice in the matter of being healed and obviously neither of them could've known they'd get sent back RIGHT THEN.

But yeah he's emotionally constipated and dumb and initially assumed Jesse wouldn't want anything more to do with him ever again BUT THEN Jesse responded to his return post and caught him at his birthday party (which he'd intended to quietly help set up at and then disappear) and didn't seem unhappy to see him so he's kind of like ?_? at this point p. much because he's an awkward fucking turtle and doesn't really know how to broach clearing the air between them.

Pros and cons of having powers in Heropa?

[brushoff]

excluding Ward, which three people does Skye wanna punch in the face the most (either here or in canon)?

[doneproperly]

Answers this one quickly before stumbling into bed at 4am because it's easy!! yeah!!

Excluding Ward, in MoM it's pretty much just Freddie Lounds and Yomiel right now.

Excluding Ward, back home it would be Garret (except she can't now), and anyone professing to be Hydra.

Quick gimme Dorian's Top Ten Would Bang list

[brushoff]

Freddie loves you too, Skye. as for the bang list, ingame and at the moment in no particular order

1: Yuri Petrov (Dorian ain't got no taste)
2: Dio Brando (though currently doing that, but still counts)
3: Loki (because how cool would it be to bang Loki)
4: Diego Brando (because then it would be like banging twins except not really)
5: Skye (she's pretty)
6: one of the robots (just so Dorian can say he fucked a robot)
7: Kate Bishop (but he's pretty sure she's taken)
8: an alien (he just wants to fuck an alien)
9: Matt Murdock (because fuck you Kate, he can totally bang the lawyer (no he can't))
10: like any of his roomies that aren't Anita (because Anita's 12), because they're all kinda hot

[agog]

when are skimmons going to make out




what's skye's favorite color

[hackitude]

when simmons stops COCKBLOCKING HER!!!

i'm going to go out on a limb and say purple just because she wears a LOT of purple.

do you have headcanon for jemma's family? because apart from those two throwaway lines in episode 8 i doubt we're going to get much on them EVER AGAIN...

[acclimatized]

Does Skye know the dance steps to an annoying cheesey pop song?

[hackitude]

WOW OF COURSE SHE DOES, PLEASE.

I'm sure she knows the steps to the chicken dance, the macarena, 5,6,7,8! and so on and so forth. She was a kid in the 90s so she grew up with all those pop groups with their dance numbers.

Watson can have any item from home (that isn't Sherlock): what is it?

[immuno]

what are skye's top theories about her origins

[hackitude]

Ahahaha Skye really has no clue at this point-- everything is just a shot in the dark. Each thing is as likely as the next to her. But in no particular order, the ones she's thought of are:

- Gifted?? (aka the MCU version of a mutant)
- Alien??
- Inhuman?
- Clone baby/scientific experiment
- Skrull

(The Inhuman and the Skrull theories are both courtesy of her speaking to certain 616 people in MoM about what she could be-- she wouldn't have come up with them on her own, haha.)

What's Lydia going to do when we get an Allison :')

[immuno]

cry a lot and probably have a breakdown on skye because #besties. she's been bottling a lot of her issues up but they've been slowly unraveling in convos with loki and scott and she's steadily moving towards actually coping instead of avoiding so it'll hopefully be a well-timed punch to the gut for her to just finally lose it over her best friend being dead. skye going to jail is also likely to prompt more distress on the subject out of her in her thread w stiles because it's like nO I COULDN'T HELP ALLISON AND NOW SHE'S DEAD I'M GOING TO HELP SKYE. BEST FRIEND. because it's hard to watch stiles and scott just constantly bro down and live with that while knowing her best friend isn't just not here, but gone 5eva.

what are the chances of skye forgiving ward?