tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

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[glowsferatu]

i would be wary if you find yourself chasing bones
there is a high hormonal content that i hear tends to encourage that sort of thing

[hoboagogo]

i'd call bullshit right away but this place does tend to be retarded
it doesnt seem like werewolfism causing stuff though
im mostly confused since i dont have a dog here

[glowsferatu]

if the possibility of something being retarded exists then it will absolutely become retarded
there is literally no way else for reality to align itself

but according to what youre telling me
i think you might be shopping in the wrong aisle
or the wrong store

[hoboagogo]

true
guess i better make sure i get some rawhide just in case, then

that or aki sucks more at shopping that i thought
but yeah more likely i dont need to be stoned when shopping

[glowsferatu]

even worse than shopping at certain hunger levels
either hating everything or wanting too much
nothing you leave with is reflective of your ongoing needs

[hoboagogo]

yeah i hear that
it's all shit you just wanna snack on when you get home
or dog shampoo apparently

[glowsferatu]

and this is how a diet becomes constructed entirely of funyuns
truly a fate worse than death

[hoboagogo]

ugh i cant imagine eating just those every day
id end up offing myself even before the scurvy set in

alright lesson learned: toke up after not before

[glowsferatu]

or leave it out entirely
youre rotting your brain you know

[hoboagogo]

i figure it can match the rest of me
or at least catch up

[glowsferatu]

living down to expectations never really works out for anyone