tfln: mom edition

[sewoften]

✂ post a comment for your character(s) ✂ include one or more texts from last night, or invent your own! ✂ comment around to others having received or sent them a text from last night ✂ laugh ✂ cry ✂ probably don't laugh-cry ✂ enjoy

Comments

[deadtective]

Is this contingent on whether or not I'm going to have an attending nurse for the procedure?

[sewoften]

If you're concerned about saving the punching for after, that's an acceptable middleground.

[deadtective]

I can live with that. And so can he...probably.

[is 'he' the culprit or the future patient? the world will never know.]

[sewoften]

Not helping.

Text me the address.

[deadtective]

I'm possibly being the most helpful I've ever been in my life right now, you know.

[but whatever, quit your bitching, here's the address.]

[sewoften]

[ len all our tfln threads are turning up action ]

I have no reason to think you're lying, so good on you for texting the tailor with your amateur surgery request.

[deadtective]

[it's not my fault this is how it always goes when I tfln]

Well, it's either this or you fix the hem on my blood-soaked pants. I'm not picky who actually uses the knife once it's here.

[sewoften]

[ blames you anyway, iori is on his... way... this is the worst cavalry ever???? ]

I charge for the hemming. Is anyone bleeding out at an alarming rate or can it wait thirty minutes?

[deadtective]

Guess we're going to find out!!

[THIS WASN'T PART OF HER FIRST AID CLASS EVERYTHING IS UP FOR DEBATE]

[sewoften]

If no one has bothered telling you before you are terrible at delivering helpful information.

[ jfc takes a taxi??? he flagged down somehow???? OVER???? ]

[deadtective]

You want me to start texting you pictures or something? THIS ISN'T EVEN MY PHONE

[sewoften]

Whose phone are you texting from?!

[deadtective]

Is that really important right now??

[sewoften]

I'm already on my way, so yes, more detail is appreciated before I show up there.

[deadtective]

No, it'd just be easier for you to see it for yourself.

[sewoften]

We went from "person" to "it" just like that, what the hell is going on?

[ TAXI ARRIVAL he steps out, pays the driver, tips, and slams the door shut, windswept effect IN FULL BLOWN WONDER because what the flipping nutcrackers ]

[deadtective]

I MEANT THE SITUATION

[the situation which is probably a lot like that 'walking in with pizza to flaming room' gif, let's be real here. godspeed, Iori.]

[sewoften]

Remember five minutes ago when I said you're not helpful when it comes to communicating information?

[ THERE IS A KNOCK ON THE DOOR DEAR FREAKING

WHATEVER

metaphorical pizza in hand please answer and show him what the hell is going on ]

[deadtective]

[there's a shrill sound from down the hall, muffled through distance and doorway but nonetheless panicked.]

Don't knock, it's-

[too late, that's what it is. too late. the door, which apparently had been propped up rather than actually attached by hinges, falls flat into the hall beneath the iron pounding of Iori's fist. enter, brave warrior.]

[sewoften]

[ this is the one and only feat of strength he's ever unwittingly performed in his life. iori opens his mouth in shock - just. the hell? he wants to refund this trip.

he's walking gingerly inside past that collapsed door and just wanting a refund on all this trip. ]

You could have texted me a warning!

[deadtective]

I'm not going to text when you're right there!

[or come out to greet you, apparently. this is probably because the patient is bleeding in her lap, but petty details.]

[sewoften]

[ he is now RIGHT HERE as in entering the area Hazel and the patient are

what patient is he dealing with

WHO IS EVEN HERE WITH THEM ]

There was all that time before I got here. What's going on here?

[deadtective]

[oh, you look. a lot less competent in person than you sounded over text. shit. Hazel's face visibly falls when she sees him.

also idk LET'S SAY IT'S KANGMO THIS IS THE KIND OF STUPID SHIT SHE'D INVOLVE HIM IN]

There's parts of a blender in his stomach. And...some other stuff, but that's cosmetic!

[SHE CAN SEW THOSE UP. MOSTLY. EXCEPT THE BIG ONE THAT'S STILL BLEEDING, SHE RAN OUT OF THREAD]

[sewoften]

[ what did you expect you summoned a tailor it's not his fault he's not built like kanji okay

AND SURE THERE'S KANGMO and iori is like what the FREAKING HELL HOW DID HE GET A BLENDER TO THE STOMACH AND WHY DID YOU NOT CALL AN ABUMLANCE??? ]

In his stomach?! Why the hell aren't you calling for medical back up?!

[ Holy shit okay uh RIGHT LET'S DO THIS look at least he brought suturing thread with him

for whatever reason iori is prepared for this shit ]

We need pressure on this!

[deadtective]

It's not that big a deal, ok!

[more like there is no way she can adequately explain it to the authorities and not get arrested and SHE CANNOT GO BACK TO JAIL

but she does obligingly apply the requested pressure, even though ugh ugh it's getting her hands even bloodier. what a pain.]

Anything else?