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etcelsior2014-05-25 10:32 am
glassinine) wrote in etcelsior2014-05-25 10:32 am
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tl;dr meme
Vilkommen, Herren und Damen, to the...
~TL;DR MEME~
Fucking magnets, how does this work?
Step 1: Post a list of your characters.
Step 2: Sit and twirl your moustaches until other people post their characters, then go and ask them questions about their folks. It can be anything, from "So how deep DO Tony Stark's daddy issues run?" (Answer: "they swim amongst giant squid and anglerfish and the trench the kaiju came out of") to "Tell me your least favorite thing about the DC canon" (Answer: "Holy shit are there some cockmongling dingleberries running that company").
Step 3: Other people will ask YOU questions. You go and answer those questions, and be polite - ask THEM a question in return after you're done answering it! (So, it's not just "Nick Burkhardt decided to become a cop when he heard about police brutality and wanted to get in on that" but also you follow up with "What magnificent auroch did Loki hunt to get those beautiful horns?") Then when THEY answer their question, they'll ask YOU a question! ("They came from being cuckolded in Shakespearean times. What are Nick Burkhardt's favorite sunglasses?") And the you ask THEM A QUESTION AGAIN! And they ask YOU! And you ask THEM!! And they ask YOU!!!! So that it's a great big patty-cake of QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!!!
Step 4: Repeat ad infinitum until we break the motherfucking internet
идите идите идите козлы
~TL;DR MEME~
Fucking magnets, how does this work?
Step 1: Post a list of your characters.
Step 2: Sit and twirl your moustaches until other people post their characters, then go and ask them questions about their folks. It can be anything, from "So how deep DO Tony Stark's daddy issues run?" (Answer: "they swim amongst giant squid and anglerfish and the trench the kaiju came out of") to "Tell me your least favorite thing about the DC canon" (Answer: "Holy shit are there some cockmongling dingleberries running that company").
Step 3: Other people will ask YOU questions. You go and answer those questions, and be polite - ask THEM a question in return after you're done answering it! (So, it's not just "Nick Burkhardt decided to become a cop when he heard about police brutality and wanted to get in on that" but also you follow up with "What magnificent auroch did Loki hunt to get those beautiful horns?") Then when THEY answer their question, they'll ask YOU a question! ("They came from being cuckolded in Shakespearean times. What are Nick Burkhardt's favorite sunglasses?") And the you ask THEM A QUESTION AGAIN! And they ask YOU! And you ask THEM!! And they ask YOU!!!! So that it's a great big patty-cake of QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS!!!
Step 4: Repeat ad infinitum until we break the motherfucking internet
идите идите идите козлы
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does godot have anyone he cares about? does/would he behave in any way differently around them?
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He's a completely different person around her (haha, literally.) She's around in Heropa, and she clearly has him wrapped around her finger, so the hardcore badass mysterious tough guy routine goes right out the window whenever he's with Mia. He's much kinder, more sincere and a little more honest with his emotions.
He's also a total jealous prick if other guys make eyes at her. Which is inevitable, because Mia is gorgeous.
So just... how into konnayaku is Sanageyama? Does he eat it for every meal? Have konnayaku-themed clothing? Poetry? This I have to hear.
dont mind me, im just here to make kiva mad
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Re: dont mind me, im just here to make kiva mad
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stupid sexy Godot. >(
He was hot before he had the toaster on, too, so that's TWO huge folders of hot fanart. ._.
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so many hot guys.
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why do I know these things
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It's never really gone into in depth in canon. Mostly it gets brought up outside of it as a joke, but...
I'd honestly imagine he eats it like at least a few times a day if he can. If he's out with people and they're like "man what'll we eat" he probably suggests it every time.
like "steak" "you know you can make konnyaku steak"
"noodles" "KONNYAKU NOODLES"
just never ends
i cant imagine he'd do anything beyond eating it a ton anyway
but see now i have to ask how far does the coffee obsession go?
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Now, a presentation on Godot Has a Serious Problem With Coffee:
- Aforementioned 13 cups of morning coffee + 17 cups during the trial + however the hell much else he has afterwards = more coffee than most people drink in a month in 1 day
- Creates his own blends of coffee. If the numbering is consistent there are at least 106 of them, as he is working on #107 in game. (#102 is his favorite.)
- Can identify the particulars of any blend of coffee by smell and taste, telling it apart from other blends.
- Bizarre ability to always have a cup of coffee on hand. In court, his coffee slides across the prosecution bench from apparently nowhere. At one point, he has a hot cup with him while on the side of a desolate mountain with no electricity. May actually carry around portable percolators for just such an emergency?
- In that same instance, he gives his last cup to a lost child, after seasoning it with milk and sugar. Godot takes his coffee black and there is literally nowhere he could have gotten milk and sugar, excepting that he carries them around with him-- just in case someone needs a cup of coffee with milk and sugar in it.
What would be Sanageyama's idea of a dream date?
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sanageyama clearly needs a lesson in obsession from this guy because goddamn
AS FOR DATING well tbh he'd be the kind of person who'd want to go to something casual, but fun and competitive, like bowling. he wouldn't get super hardcore IN YOUR FACE I WON about it, it's just he's a very active person, so he wouldn't be too interested in like sitting down for a meal or something. he'd need something he can waste energy on while talking and eating, plus hopefully the other person is into it too? like if they could be a little competitive back without it getting too serious
he's kind of a moron
how does godot feel about animals? does he have a favorite one?
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Awww, dork. I love dorky teenage types, especially the hot blooded moronic ones.
coffee isn't an animal so noHe seems to like cats! He teasingly calls Mia "kitten" when they're younger, so this stretches into a generally accepted belief that he's totally a cat person. He also makes a lot of animal analogies, which occasionally make no sense whatsoever.How about Sanageyama, we know his favorite plant already, but let's talk about animals.