the ic mistletoe meme

[bifroster]

pucker up!

- make a top comment with the usual
- you are now caught under some mistletoe
- anyone who comments is now caught under it with you
- you know how the tradition goes :)
- yes i totally ripped this from plurk

Comments

[helpdesk_hero]

[This is not happening. He just stands there and glares at Beck. Walk. Away.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

[He raises his eyebrows, giving David a steady look in return. Your move.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[Okay, arms cross over his chest. Still glaring.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

... Well?

[It sounds like a dare.]

[helpdesk_hero]

There is no way I'm kissing you.

[mysterioisthetruth]

[He puts a hand to his chest in a mocking gesture of being hurt.]

Am I really that repulsive to you, David?

[helpdesk_hero]

Yes.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Then I guess it's up to me...

[And he does lean forward - but whether or not David moves away, he will stop before he makes any contact.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[David has played chicken before. And was not going to back down. So he stays there, glaring the whole while. If Beck actually kisses him, he'll punch the guy.]

[mysterioisthetruth]

[He gets very close, then stops, gaze to look straight at David. He just raises his eyebrows expectantly again, waiting. He doesn't really want to kiss him either but he does like to test the boundaries.]

[helpdesk_hero]

[He is a statue of disapproval.]

Stop playing and walk away.

[mysterioisthetruth]

That's bad luck isn't it? We have to do it.

[helpdesk_hero]

Your luck doesn't matter to me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

It's your luck too.

[helpdesk_hero]

My luck is already abysmal. That's what my life is.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Then why make it even worse?

[He pulls back slightly though.]

And I don't want your bad luck.

[helpdesk_hero]

[David shrugs. He's considered just tripping the guy.]

Can't be worse. Already know you.

[mysterioisthetruth]

Mean, David. I thought you were supposed to be uplifting my spirits.

[helpdesk_hero]

I think we've gotten past the point of me caring about your spirits given you have no respect for me.

[mysterioisthetruth]

You're wrong.

[helpdesk_hero]

You fucking twist everything I say, and you ignore the meaning when you KNOW what I mean.

[mysterioisthetruth]

What are you talking about? I've done all you've told me to do.

[From his perspective, he thinks that's true.]

[helpdesk_hero]

Oh my god you're just... A mess.

[mysterioisthetruth]

And you're being stubborn.

Look, we probably can't even go anywhere until we do this.

[helpdesk_hero]

Really? You think?

[David turns. Fine, he'll be the one to walk away.]