i can't believe we've gotten this far into december without this

[fistofthejoestar]

THE MISTLETOE MEME

It was a quiet moment in the imPort cities, when the next devious plot of an unknown organization was realized. With the holiday season upon all the town, bundles of mistletoe with interference technology hidden in the festive bows and pins holding them together was distributed throughout the town and into all the residences of the imPorts.

The interference technology creates a stasis field keeping imPorts trapped underneath it, protecting the mistletoe itself with a small barrier. However, it only seems able to hold two people at a time, and and the reaction of the nanites to sudden changes in chemistry brought on by embracing or kissing brings the stasis field crashing down, leaving the mistletoe vulnerable to destruction at that time.

It's up to you, imPorts, to break free of these mistletoe traps and destroy all the mistletoe in the cities!

Comment to the meme with your character(s). Specify if your character is open to kisses, hugs, or both!

Comment around to other characters, getting trapped in the mistletoe's radius! Or hunting the mistletoe down. Either way, bring on the hugs and/or kisses!

Have some light, silly, holiday fun!

meme text lovingly stolen from lyingheart

Comments

Blue Sargent ( trc )

[caerulea]

 

[brushoff]

[ this is your worst nightmare, Blue Sargent. Stuck under a mistletoe with Dorian Gray (or, at least, one of her worst nightmares)

For what it's worth, Dorian looks just as put out as she probably does. ]

For crying out loud, you're fifteen.

Hayley Marshall-Kenner ( the Originals )

[increscents]

 

[mousquetaire]

[ Well, this is embarrassing. He's suddenly being held in very close proximity to Hayley, with some very threatening mistletoe growing over their heads. He stares between the plant and her, eyes narrowed. ]

I think someone is trying to tell us something.

hawke | dragon age

[whathawksdo]

[governorkang]

[What the hell, why can't he leave this doorway?]

anavha hasaria ( worldbreaker saga )

[omajitsa]

 

[kinesia]

[ What mistletoe curse? Grey has not, in fact, noticed it. He sees the little plant above him, and doesn't even think about trying to move away. He just touches Anavha's hand and points to it, eyebrows raised. Does Anavha know what it means? ]

Perry the Platypus | Phineas and Ferb

[doesntdomuch]

[Hugs are great! I guess kisses are okay but it might get kind of weird.]

nicolas demidov | oc

[unwiseheart]

Agent Texas | Red vs. Blue

[failureisntachoice]

[ Hug or kiss either way she'll be grumpy and annoyed. ]

Gogo Tomago | Big Hero 6

[maglevflash]

[This for the mun who thinks platonic kisses should be a thing. Eeeeexcellent.]

Re: Gogo Tomago | Big Hero 6

[pushtheboundaries]

[okay but what about trashdad hugs


or how about they examine the tech of this because if you can't immediately solve a problem, clearly you should science the shit out of it.]

Anastasya Griffin | Might and Magic

[thegriffinofdeath]

Kang | Dragonlance

[governorkang]

[Hugs and cheek kisses only, and he won't even be happy about that. Also, your choice: draconian or human form!]

Kira Yoshikage | JJBA

[insatiableinappetite]

[Hands need only apply]

Mewtwo | Pokemon

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

[Literally no idea what are kisses, but you can try hugs--try being the key word.]

THE IRON BULL | dragon age: inquisition

[rideme]

Motoko Kusanagi | Ghost in the Shell

[prostheticbody]

[mammal_robot]

[I mean. If you really want to. Lacking a mouth may make kissing difficult, but not impossible to the creative.]

john watson | sherlock

[acclimatized]

Francis Urquhart | House of Cards

[mightthinkthat]

[ Either is good. ]

Lucifer - (Supernatural)

[angelfire]

[ Such reindeer games... ]

Bruce Wayne - DC Nolanverse

[chiroptophobic]

[ Or Batman! ]

kaneki ken || tokyo ghoul

[enucleation]

Jeff Winger | Community

[textualhealing]

[M'LADIEZ!

ugh and dudes he supposes, if he really has to.]

[brushoff]

[ if he really has to, well guess what bro, he really has to. ]

I vote kissing.

Jonathan Crane | DC Nolanverse

[restingstitchface]

[What is this? I don't even...

Awkward hugs preferred. Who's desperate enough to kiss him, honestly?]

[mightthinkthat]

[ Well, desperate, no. Finding the idea all too funny, yes. ] Ah, Dr. Crane!

the Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who

[helpline]

[ no hugging!!!! which means that people should totally hug him for maximum awkward. ]

[mightthinkthat]

[ Manly Scots hug? ]

Dorian Gray | Confessions of Dorian Gray

[brushoff]

[ it doesn't count as cheating if this is magical coercion! ]

[rathercommon]

Oh -

[ Kitty runs up against the barrier, and looks at the mistletoe, and looks at Dorian Gray, and then wrinkles her nose in disgust. ]

Oh.

Klarion Bleak | DC comics

[beneathbluerafters]

[ HE WILL BE HORRIFIED NO MATTER WHAT ]